Sometimes he just sits and stares

— September 12, 2025 —
fresh invitations every Friday

Hey there, hi there, ho there, and I hope you're enjoying the endtimes! 

No, I'm not doing everything listed below, but if my mood is right and the stars align and especially if you're coming with me, I might do something off the list on any given morning.

If you're family, friend, former friend, acquaintance, or simply Doug-curious, you're invited. Click the links for details, and/or drop me a note!

On Friday 9/12, The Bridgerton Stroll at Denny Park is free, and there's a fancy schmancy dress code I'll be carefully ignoring.

On Saturday 9/13, Welcoming Burien is going to show me all the culture Burien pretends to have.

On Sunday 9/14, Sea Mar Fiestas Patrias is happening at the Seattle Center. I'll come on the monorail and leave by way of Dick's down the street.

On Tuesday 9/16, there's Jumpsuit, an experimental performance (whatever the heck that means) at Seattle Open Arts Place.

On Wednesday 9/17, Close Encounters is playing at the Majestic Bay in Ballard. "This is important. This means something."

On Thursday 9/18, it's open-mike night at The Fishbowl, and I'm planning to present my comedic treatise for peace on earth. 

On Friday 9/19, there's breakfast in the morning, and Midnight Mystery Theater in the evening, at C & P Coffeehouse.

 • Please RSVP by the day before. 
 • All events are 'Dutch treat'. 
 • Please remember the basics of Doug

And if you're planning something or going somewhere, and you'd like a fat man with flatulence to tag along, all invitations will be cheerfully considered, possibly even accepted.
 
Next update & invitations
— Friday, Sept. 19 —
 
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