Shipoopi

  — Thursday, June 5, 2025 —

❗❗ FLASH — YOU'RE INVITED ❗❗
Tuesday 6/10 — I'm going shopping early to beat the rush, and having an extra early breakfast at Little Pat's @ 7AM.

A woman who'll kiss on the very first date is usually a hussy, and a woman who'll kiss on the second time out is anything but fussy, but a woman who'll wait 'til the third time around, head in the clouds, feet on the ground, she's the girl you're glad you've found — she's your shipoopi! 

Join me for breakfast on Friday morning, and on the first and third Fridays of every month. I recommend the chicken-fried steak.

Here's what else I might or might not be up to over the next week, depending on my mood when I wake up, and depending on whether anyone wants to come with. Click the links for details, and/or drop me a note.

• Real Genius (1985) is one of those rare mainstream movies that's pretnear perfect, and it's playing this weekend at Central Cinema. Twelve bucks.

• Field Guides in Transit is performance art that'll be performed on the subway on Saturday morning. It's free, but registration & headphones are required, and Link wants you to pay the fare.

• Ever wanted to be a whale? You can be part of the Human Orca Mural at Pocket Beach on Sunday morning. It's free, no flippers necessary. 

• I'm rather fond of the Beatitudes and the Constitution, so on Monday I'll be protesting the guy who hates both. 

• Free exercise plus education, on the Secrets of Seattle’s Historic Waterfront Walk on Tuesday morning. Watch out for falling bums, though.

• If your ears have an itch for classical music, Rain City Symphony has a free concert at First Free Methodist Church on Wednesday night. Square dancing optional.

 • Please RSVP by the day before. 
 • All events are 'Dutch treat'. 
 • Please remember the basics of Doug. 
 
If you're planning something or going somewhere, and you'd like a fat man with flatulence to tag along, all invitations will be cheerfully considered, possibly even accepted.
  
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— Thursday, June 12 —
 
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