Coloring time for grown-ups!

  — Thursday, May 8, 2025 —

❗❗ FLASH — YOU'RE INVITED ❗❗
Monday 5/12 — time to try an Ox Burger — yes, a burger made from fresh ground oxen.

Here's what I'm hoping to be up to this week, but as always, whether I do or don't do these things depends on my mood when I wake up that day.

I'll definitely be there if someone's coming with me, though — maybe you?

If you're family, friend, former friend, acquaintance, arch-enemy, or simply Doug-curious, you're invited. Click the links for details, or drop me a note!

 • Please RSVP by the day before. 
 • All events are 'Dutch treat'. 
 • Please remember the basics of Doug. 
 
Friday 5/9 — I'll probably be at the protest downtown, because I actually believe in the America we were taught about in Social Studies class.
 
Saturday 5/10 — National Sit in Your Recliner Day.
 
Sunday 5/11 — René Clair’s Under the Roofs of Paris (1930) is playing at the Beacon.
 
Monday 5/12 — An interesting lecture on Chemicals & Cover-Ups at Town Hall.
 
Tuesday 5/13 — A free, guided walk of the downtown shoreline.
 
Wednesday 5/14 — A free concert by the Ladies Musical Club.
 
Thursday 5/15 — Coloring time for grown-ups, at Fremont Library.
 
If you can't join me for any of the above, I sure hope your week is as swell as mine. And if you're planning something or going somewhere, and you'd like a fat man with flatulence to tag along, all invitations will be cheerfully considered, possibly even accepted.

Keep listening to KRAB, and always be a Patches Pal!

⭐ Next update & invitations ⭐
— Thursday, May 15 —
 
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