The tooth is out there.

— August 14, 2025 — 

Why hello, anybody reading this. Unconfirmed reports list me as alive and well, so here's what's hopefully happening over the next week.

Breakfast on Friday, 9AM. Try the chicken-fried steak.

I've never seen a science fiction play, so I might catch Jettison to Europa for five bucks.

The Burien Solar Punk Festival is within walking distance of my house, but I'll probably still take the bus.

There's no way I'd miss The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man on Tuesday the 19th.

And of course I'll be somewhere at least once this week, carrying an American flag and protesting our insane president and his ongoing cruelties and flamboyantly obvious corruption.

If you're family, friend, former friend, acquaintance, or simply Doug-curious, you're invited to accompany me to any of the above. Click the links for details, and/or drop me a note!

 • Please RSVP by the day before. 
 • All events are 'Dutch treat'. 
 • Please remember the basics of Doug. 

And if you're planning something or going somewhere, and you'd like a fat man with flatulence to tag along, all invitations will be cheerfully considered, possibly even accepted.
 
⭐ Next update & invitations ⭐
— Thursday, August 21 —
 
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